I skipped a bit and looked down. That's when I saw a bug. This bug was the biggest bug I had ever seen in my entire life. So, I took a picture of it with my cell phone.
The picture was very, very disappointing. There's no way anyone could have imagined how big this bug was to me.
That's when I saw two seniors walking into the school. I was actually relieved because I started wondering if, in fact, I had been left behind and was living in an apocalyptic world inhabited just by me and these scary looking bugs.
They pondered the bug with me for a while, and we went on our separate ways. I, to Cenex - They, to class.
I thought about this bug. I wondered about it and suddenly found myself in front of the store with a big bang. My shoe had caught on to the first step. I fell with a thud with my cheek basically smearing down the glass door. It was not unlike a bird who flies into a fresh window.
A man rushed out of the store and helped me up. I brushed myself off and found myself inside Cenex which had a bustle of people giggling at my mishap.
I reached for the Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and reached inside my purse to find the money to pay. And, inside I found I had some yogurt which had sprayed it's contents entirely over my delightful purse. Key lime pie flavored coins and make up were part of my world.
I went back to school and cleaned up in the teacher's lounge sharing my story with my colleagues. The Biology teacher knew which bug I was talking about right away.
I hadn't imagined size of this bug. And I wasn't LEFT BEHIND to fight an apocalyptic battle against zombies, either.
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