Friday, December 12, 2008

Sorry I ditched you with my grandma....

I figured out a cool new trick. When your long winded grandma comes to town, try this out on your spouse!!!!

First - Listen to your grandma's stories. You miss her. You love her. If she starts to get long winded and starts to talk about her B.Ms. Start looking for your spouse.

Second- Spot your spouse. Shout out "Hey Good Looking!" You catch his or her attention.

Third - Keep smiling at grandma like she's the most interesting person in the world.

Fourth - Wave your spouse over.

Fifth - Exclaim to your grandma "Oh my gosh Grandma, (insert name) would love to hear the story of how you canned twenty-seven jars of beans."

Sixth - Walk away. Don't look back.

Seventh- As you fall asleep that night, say "Sorry I ditched you with my grandma."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll bet that this works with one's grandpa too. Perhaps I'll try it.