How Does an English Teacher Marry a Rocker...

This morning at class, I told my students that Jason used to be in a band. Evidently, this is a big deal.

"How does a teacher marry a rocker?"

"What do you mean? Teachers are some of the coolest people around."

"You don't look like a teacher who'd be married to a rocker."

I passed them a picture of Jason.

"He does look like a rocker. Wow you're married to a rocker."