Schmoozers

I've been teaching summer school this past week and for next three weeks. I had to giggle the other day.  I mentioned my girls were eleven and eight.

"What?"  one exclaimed. "How old were you when they were born?"

"Twenty-five with the first.  Twenty-eight with the second."

"How old are you now?"

"Thirty-six"

"Wow - I thought for sure you were - like twenty-three!"

Well - bless their little hearts.  Little Schmoozers.