I've been teaching summer school this past week and for next three weeks. I had to giggle the other day. I mentioned my girls were eleven and eight.
"What?" one exclaimed. "How old were you when they were born?"
"Twenty-five with the first. Twenty-eight with the second."
"How old are you now?"
"Wow - I thought for sure you were - like twenty-three!"
Well - bless their little hearts. Little Schmoozers.