Things kids ask me...

Student: How come I have to learn this stuff if I already know it?

Me: Prove it.

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Students: Mrs. Aakhus how come we always have to talk about you?

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As I'm dancing during homeroom...

Student: That's just wrong.

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Me: Has anyone here ever read Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

Student: I have.

Me: Isn't it great?

Student: No. It's boring.

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Me: Has anyone ever read Stargirl?

Student: I have. I have.

Me: Didn't you just love it?

Student: Not really.
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Me: Has anyone seen Horton Hears a Who?

Student: I have.

Me: Oh. Isn't it great? Great animation!

Student: Boring.

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