I found this on List of the Day;
I remember watching these commercials and then, later spilling Kool-Aid or breaking something. I'd run and tell my mom..... She'd never be so cool about any of my "confessions" as the guy in this commercial. I was so disappointed in my mom - I'd look at her with knowing eyes after watching this commercial and shake my head.
"We're not Mormons.." She'd say and flick some ashes off her cigarette.